24.3.02

Hello! Today is the anniversary of my E-mail Friend and the Man Who Calls Me a Goat! I am off to the Kodak theatre to collect Sting, then we are off to their house to party! HEEHEEHEE! They will be so surprised when we show up! Perhaps also Yoda will be at the Academy Awards, I would like to rub elbows with him! HEEHEEHEE!

Much love to you!

I am very unhappy also because Geocities has taken down my glorious webpage! The BASTRADS! I will make sure that I put up my page somewhere else where they will not take away my page. I am very angry. I need to open a can of whoopass! I hope that Sting will not be afraid of me now that I am IN MY FURY!

No love to geocities!
Unice! ~ 24.3.02 ~  (0) comments

17.3.02

Hello! This is my blog! I will write more when I have time! I am very busy!

I have just returned from Salt Lake City, where I won many Gold medals! They are heavy! The airport men stopped me because they did not think I could win so many Gold medals, so I showed them! I am very good at skating! I have my own skates! The airport man said I could not take my skates with me, so I had to hitchhike home! It was sad but many people were happy to meet me!

I am now partying for the holiday! Just call me Uni O'Corn! HEEHEEHEE!

Much love to you!
Unice! ~ 17.3.02 ~  (0) comments