30.5.09

There are not enough exciting movies for Unicorns to watch these days!

This is why I have not watched any movies since the Final Cut of Blade Runner! Did you see my restored scene? Harrison Ford dreams of me, baby! WOOF!

I think I might see the Wolverine man in his new movie. He is always angry and stabs things and I cannot understand how he keeps being in movies when Yoda is cool and collected except when he threw lightning at that smelly man who tried to kill him!
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28.5.09

I have joined the new thing called Twitter and you can follow me at http://twitter.com/unicetheonly! I wanted to use my name but there are women using my first name, and my full name! They are imposters, do not follow them! Also I believed MythicalMagicalBeast would be too difficult for the young twits to spell.

There are many people following me! I do not know them! It must be very exciting for them!
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20.5.09

I am very upset that the nice man on television who sang the Mad World songs with Queen and Kiss has not won the American Idol!

He can win the Unicorn Idol, baby! He can even bring his little friend who has won the title and all of the losers, I will not be mean! But everyone must sing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida and all of my votes go to the boy with the nailpolish!

I wear nailpolish to achieve my striking blue eyes, you know! It is a secret! My sisters do not have the blue eyes because they do not know my secret!
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19.5.09

Ten years, baby!



Yoda should make more movies! I liked that last one he was in where he had "relations" with the Wookiees! It made me jealous of Wookiees, and you know I never really knew what the big deal with Wookiees was but the lucky bastards got to give Yoda rides!
Unice! ~ 19.5.09 ~  (0) comments