31.10.13

Dear Unice:
I heard you make a wild Garlic Cake. Would you please give me the recipe? I want to make one for my husband.

Dracula's Bride

 
Dear Mrs. Drac:
The recipe for my Garlic Cake has been in my family for centuries, first created by my great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great grammy Uniquette in the highlands of Nebraska!

You can make all the ingredients from scratch, or buy them from the stop 'n go if you're in a hurry!

You seem to be in a hurry, so I'll just use brandnames!

You'll need lots of garlic, M&M's, whole walnuts - still in the shell, frosting, peanut butter, three entire candy bars, some soy sauce, cheese curls, and some bread!

Mix the above together and serve. Make sure you don't take the walnuts out of their shells. You can top with ice cream or cornflakes. Finish off by covering in sprinkles!

Serve this with a good steak!

Unice!

24.10.13

Oh mystical Unice:
I am a garden worshipper. My garden has been very sad lately, what can I do?

Ceres in Cincinatti

Dear Grain Girl:
Whip the trees and get the roses drunk! If that doesn't work, wait until Spring!

My birthday is in Spring, you know!

Unice!