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I am Unice Corn, actress, director, philosopher, mystical beast, Monocerous American.

All of my friends -- and I have many -- tell me I know very much, and I should tell someone else all I know!

And so, I have decided to create my own little spot on this great big web of ours, to answer your questions about life, and to avoid a lawsuit, many other things!
The universe too. After all, You can't spell universe without Uni!

Yes, I am the only Unicorn! There is only one! I tell my sister and cousins that I am the only one, and they agree!

I am also a Professor of Uniology, and I have taken my vast knowledge of everything to a computer and I will answer any question you ask me!


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20.8.13

Dear Uni: My boyfriend gets very upset when I call him by his childhood nickname in public. I think he's just being really immature and I tell him so.
His parents used to call him "Stinkyhead" because he used to grab his little brother's old diapers and put them on his head.
Stinky's girl

Dear Stinkbomb:
Did I say it was all right for you to call me Uni? No, I do not think I did. Only people I know can call me Uni. I am Unice! I was given a name with five letters to make up for my lack of toes! So don't you call me "Uni", you... Stink woman!

What were his brother's diapers doing lying around anyway? That is sick! Never mind the nickname, he needs help!

Ms. Corn.

Unice! ~ 20.8.13 ~ 


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